crocobaur 

The crocobaur is an animal invented by Romanians on tiktok😍😍😘😘
He is a sexy animal (true!!!)
The crocobaur is a crocodile with a dragon's head, black and with a small penis /hj

Crocobaur is used in an argument, being funny to the person who says it(ex:1)

The crocobaur is also used when you don't want to say something about yourself (ex: 2)

The crocobaur can be anything)) Some lines with crocobaur below⤵️ (ex:3,4,5)
(It makes sense in Romanian)

You will realize that this is done as a joke, btw, I just want English people to know what kind of crap we have in Romania))

(I didn't invent the word, don't jump on me.")

"Did you know you are a crocobaur? Suck the dick and disappear"

X: Whats your zodiac sign?
🥵: Crocobaur

/
X: What's your name?
🥵:Crocobaur

"suck my crocobaur"

"eat my crocobaur"

"give you a crocobaur"

crocobaur by crocobauruluzhongli August 2, 2022

crocobug 

An individual who has been through so much shit to the point where it feels like a fever dream

Person 1: Did you hear about the person that went to the hospital over some fucking ham?
Person 2:Let me guess. Crocobug?
Person 1: Obviously. It's not even funny anymore I'm just concerned.

crocobug by Bitchword June 29, 2021

Crocobug 

A tiktoker with comically bad luck. She's probably cursed or sum.

"Have you heard of crocobug?"
"She's the person who nearly dies twice a week right?"
"Yup"

Crocobug by Avaisasexymf July 18, 2021

Crockosaur 

A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.

NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.

"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."

"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."

"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."

Crockosaur by The master of bears January 18, 2010

Get crocobugged 

What fans of tiktoker crocobug say to someone who has bad luck. Or just to mess with them.

"My mom died"
"Get crocobugged lol"

Get crocobugged by Avaisasexymf July 18, 2021

chocoburn 

The burning sensation that some get from eating too much chocolate at once. Occurs in the back of the throat and has no cure. It goes away itself.

After devouring that whole chocolate easter bunny, Jimmy experienced a bad case of chocoburn.

chocoburn by Chr1sJ@y May 24, 2008

Crocobug 

Crocobug is an amazing person, they have bad luck that is unbelievable but they somehow are still alive

Hey have you seen that crocobug haves been banned more than 2 times?
Heh,not surprising

Crocobug by ʏᴜʀɪ! September 5, 2021