The crocobaur is an animal invented by Romanians on tiktok๐๐๐๐
He is a sexy animal (true!!!)
The crocobaur is a crocodile with a dragon's head, black and with a small penis /hj
Crocobaur is used in an argument, being funny to the person who says it(ex:1)
The crocobaur is also used when you don't want to say something about yourself (ex: 2)
The crocobaur can be anything)) Some lines with crocobaur belowโคต๏ธ (ex:3,4,5)
(It makes sense in Romanian)
You will realize that this is done as a joke, btw, I just want English people to know what kind of crap we have in Romania))
(I didn't invent the word, don't jump on me.")
He is a sexy animal (true!!!)
The crocobaur is a crocodile with a dragon's head, black and with a small penis /hj
Crocobaur is used in an argument, being funny to the person who says it(ex:1)
The crocobaur is also used when you don't want to say something about yourself (ex: 2)
The crocobaur can be anything)) Some lines with crocobaur belowโคต๏ธ (ex:3,4,5)
(It makes sense in Romanian)
You will realize that this is done as a joke, btw, I just want English people to know what kind of crap we have in Romania))
(I didn't invent the word, don't jump on me.")
"Did you know you are a crocobaur? Suck the dick and disappear"
X: Whats your zodiac sign?
๐ฅต: Crocobaur
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X: What's your name?
๐ฅต:Crocobaur
"suck my crocobaur"
"eat my crocobaur"
"give you a crocobaur"
X: Whats your zodiac sign?
๐ฅต: Crocobaur
/
X: What's your name?
๐ฅต:Crocobaur
"suck my crocobaur"
"eat my crocobaur"
"give you a crocobaur"
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Person 2:Let me guess. Crocobug?
Person 1: Obviously. It's not even funny anymore I'm just concerned.
Person 2:Let me guess. Crocobug?
Person 1: Obviously. It's not even funny anymore I'm just concerned.
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Get the Crocobug mug.A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.
NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."
"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."
"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."
"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
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