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Chris Crockin'
Chris Crockin'. A term used to tell someone to stop bitching or ranting on like a stupid mofo on and on. Can be used when your friend is ranting to you about something stupid or if your enemy is bitching at you about something.
Example #1:
Ashley: Oh my god! I hate the Jonas Brothers, they're so gay! I hate their fans, I hate their music, I hate...
Chris: Bitch, shut the hell up. I don't care, stop Chris Crockin' me!
Example #2:
Monique: IS YOU CHEATIN' ON ME? I know you is cheatin' on me, I saw them thongs under our bed. Who you sleepin' with?
Darnell: WOMAN, shut the hell up! You is crazy! You is Chris Crockin' me, STOP IT!
Ashley: Oh my god! I hate the Jonas Brothers, they're so gay! I hate their fans, I hate their music, I hate...
Chris: Bitch, shut the hell up. I don't care, stop Chris Crockin' me!
Example #2:
Monique: IS YOU CHEATIN' ON ME? I know you is cheatin' on me, I saw them thongs under our bed. Who you sleepin' with?
Darnell: WOMAN, shut the hell up! You is crazy! You is Chris Crockin' me, STOP IT!
Chris Crockin' by Rin Akimoto March 29, 2009
Bean Crocking
When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.
My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.
Bean Crocking by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Hot Crocking
Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
Hot Crocking by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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