crockian

one who wheres crocks

Hey did you meet my fellow crockian, Sean W B?

by seanwb December 25, 2017

cockiana weasel

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine

Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!

by Matt K. May 26, 2003

Chris Crockin'

Chris Crockin'. A term used to tell someone to stop bitching or ranting on like a stupid mofo on and on. Can be used when your friend is ranting to you about something stupid or if your enemy is bitching at you about something.

Example #1:

Ashley: Oh my god! I hate the Jonas Brothers, they're so gay! I hate their fans, I hate their music, I hate...

Chris: Bitch, shut the hell up. I don't care, stop Chris Crockin' me!


Example #2:

Monique: IS YOU CHEATIN' ON ME? I know you is cheatin' on me, I saw them thongs under our bed. Who you sleepin' with?

Darnell: WOMAN, shut the hell up! You is crazy! You is Chris Crockin' me, STOP IT!

by Rin Akimoto March 29, 2009

crockin

A word dan invented

To croak and rock at the same time

"Dude...The guy with the mullet was crockin at the DefLeapord concert.."

by Dan May 29, 2004

Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Crocking

The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.

Bob loved crocking on a Tuesday evening.

by emix1111 October 27, 2020