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Hippa-Crocca-Dogga-Pig 

A girl so unbelivably ugly it takes 4 seperate insults to do her any real justice.
For a general descpition see Swamp Donkey and times by 1000.
Waning:Please make sure of her vileness before using the word as it is so long and insulting that it should only be used when really ment!!!
AAARRRGGGHHH...its...its...ITS A HIPPA-CROCA-DOGGA-PIG!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Hippa-Crocca-Dogga-Pig by te_rey January 8, 2003

hippo-crocca-dogga-pig 

Term used to described an extremly unactractive female.
No i wouldn`t allow your girlfriend to piss on face. She is almost certainly a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig.

Crocadildo 

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.
Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"
Crocadildo by El domarino July 4, 2014

Chocca Blocca Double Dropper 

You sit on the toilet about to take a shit , a girl slides her vagina onto your cock while facing you. You then take a dump while she also dumps in between your legs
Me and the misso did a Chocca blocca double dropper last night , but she missed the bowl and shit on my feet
Short form of Choc-a-Block. Absolutely packed in, related to time, or to something that is full to bursting.
Him: Why you sweating so bad?
Her: The tube was choccas, got armpits in may face all the way home!

Boss: Can you take over this huge project?
Minion: Yeah, it's not like i'm choccas at the mo' or anything!
choccas by Pete_SA April 16, 2008

Crocadiller 

holy shit my cousin arm was bitten off by a crocadiller
Crocadiller by Phython74 June 25, 2009