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crispy cum 

when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

Crispy cum 

The Cum dried on your bedsheets after a really nice fuck
Ya me and Julia did it so good there's some crispy cum left
Crispy cum by Yote Yourself February 25, 2019

crispycurlyfries 

an amazing cosplayer who is very nice, unproblematic, and good in cosplaying, i love crispycurlyfries!
Hey, do you know crispycurlyfries?

No.. who is that?
That amazing cosplayer!

crispycucumber 

Best person alive and leader of the crispygang
1: did you hear? crispycucumber is in our town!

2: omg lets go see him!
crispycucumber by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

crispycurlyfries 

crispycurlyfries is a cosplayer, shes amazing on it
Crispycurlyfries commented!!!

whos that?
that amazing cosplayer!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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