A lightcoiner / Crypto noob who is trying to fomo into buying RIPPLE at it's all time high.
"Hey bro do you know where I can buy ripple with credit card or paypal?!"

"Bro do you think I should sell my LTC for Ripple?!"

Oh my God these cRIPPLES are tryna get REKT

RIP

yo bigup satoshi
by synaesthetic December 30, 2017
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the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you
Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
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Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
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That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
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Having sex with a one legged parapalegic
Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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An example of when a crippled is mean to you you can say “ stfu crippled rat.”
Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”

- Caleb Ross
by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020
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