criminal minds

one of the best shows out there. it's creepy as shit and will make you crap yourself and have nightmares for weeks, but it's totally worth it. the fans are batshit crazy, they're worth dating but keep in mind they know how to torture and kill you in more ways than you can imagine. this show is not for the light of heart.

person 1: i watched criminal minds last night and holy shit !!
person 2: jEsUS CHRIST MAN R U OKAY??

criminal minds by toyotatommo February 5, 2017

Criminal Minds

a seemingly endless procedural crime drama that follows FBI profilers who offer pithy dialogue and morbid overuse of the word 'unsub.'

Criminal Minds hasn't been worth shite since Mandy Patinkin left.

Criminal Minds by Shougo February 20, 2022

Criminal Minds

Scooby doo for adults

Criminal minds is basically Scooby Doo

Criminal Minds by Jdm45 April 29, 2021

Criminal Minds

best damn show in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the best characters with the best chemistry between the cast members. it is a show about the Behavioral Analysis Unit (or the BAU) of the FBI. They travel all around the country offering their assistance to the local law enforcement who asks for help. They provide psychological profiles of the UnSub (unknown subject) who is committing the crimes in a certain area. Their profiles eventually speed up the process of catching the UnSub. Without the profiles, some UnSubs might never be caught. On CBS.

Did you watch Criminal Minds last night?

Yes it was so amazing! Prentiss is my idol. Her theory about the UnSub was totally right!

Criminal Minds by SSA Emily Prentiss is my hero March 1, 2011

Criminal Minds

What was once a very popular TV show about elite FBI profilers, now a common cultural reference to the 45th POTUS’s entire administration.

No, I couldn’t keep watching coverage of Criminal Minds, the daily newscasts have begun to wear on me to the point of causing a serious sleep disorder!

Criminal Minds by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

criminal minds

home.
comfort place.
just right.

"i watch criminal minds"
"i do too"
"let's get married"

criminal minds by thisfeelsrighttome May 19, 2023

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011