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crew scheduler 

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.
crew scheduler by Corlyann February 7, 2006
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crew scheduler 

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil
That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!
crew scheduler by rmah9k November 8, 2010

Crew Scheduling 

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
Crew Scheduling by rmah9k November 8, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026