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crew scheduler 

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil
That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!
crew scheduler by rmah9k November 8, 2010

Crew Scheduling 

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
Crew Scheduling by rmah9k November 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008