A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .
Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark
by McCrystals February 17, 2015