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absolutely gumbled fingers; an incurable disease where one’s fingers are contorted to the point of being gumbled
John: Wow wtf is wrong with Grants fingers? they’re so fucked up looking

Jeff: Woah dude that’s fucked up, Grant has Crentis

John: I apologize for my insensitivity
crentis by tentsoup June 4, 2023
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cruntzle 

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.
How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!
cruntzle by Monkage December 13, 2013
You find this name unusual when you think of it, a type of guy that sees himself as a nobody in the world and is filled with low self esteem. He would picture what it's like to die at least once, and yet he wouldn't mind taking the risk. He's not like any other. He's a best friend; a guy that will have your back no matter what they are, he will stick with you through thick and thin. And when you try to push him away, he won't try to pull you in, because he knows you'll come back when you need him. He will always be the shoulder to cry on, just by the conversation he gives, you'll fall in love with him without knowing. He's a dad; he can be protective of you no matter where you're going, who you're going with, and when you're coming back. He will treat you like a child calling you cute names till you get embarrassed. He can be the first man that will love you and will always be the last. He will fall in love with every part of your body, because he knows you're insecure about them. In the end, he will never bore you. He can act as a child, but it will be the type of child that you would love to take care of, because he can make you smile. Above all, he's a dreamer and beneath that chest of his is the heart of a prince. He will never give up on you without a fight, a risk, a chance. He will keep pulling you in to his life whether you like it or not, because he has been through a lot. Try finding a guy named Crenzy, he can change your life forever like he did on mine..
Girl1: Did you hear about the new guy named Crenzy?
Girl2: No, why?
Girl1: I hear he's really amazing
Girl2: No way, I'd like to meet him!
Crenzy by Thomdom0511 February 14, 2013

Cretzism 

Cretzism is the euphoric belief that everything is awesome, withstanding opposition.
Seras: "I can't believe you guys. That project sucked."
Elifina: "You just haven't embraced Cretzism yet. That project was awesome, even if it did suck."
Cretzism by deliccate March 28, 2008

Crent Bruzed 

Aye hit these last two lines then lets roll that blunt up on the way to the bar.

seriously?

yeah bitch we tryin to get crent bruzed!!
Crent Bruzed by itsmoney July 5, 2012
C-rent

-noun

1. preference, inclination, favour or resounding passion for.

2. an altered state of mental or physical being.

3. a strange, interesting or disturbing occurance.

4. a happening or event.
1. A Star Wars fanatic:
- I have an absolute crent for Star Wars.

2a. Two mothers talking about a very hyperactive child:
- That child has a crent if I've ever seen one.

2b. A girl writhing getting stung by a swarm of wasps:
- That girl had such a crent on her or that girl was completely crented.

3. A beaver eating a rabbit:
- That was unbelievably crent, I've never seen anything quite that crent before.

4. A couple of guys talking about the previous night out on the town:
- Well I tell you, that was some serious crent going on there last night now, wasnt it?
Crent by Crentmaster August 27, 2010