Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

by Laughingjellycloud April 16, 2015

credit carding

the act of a guy swiping his hand from a girl's ass to the front of her pussy..

Jaymee slapped David for credit carding her at bowling the other night, he still has a fuckin handprint...

by I AM the motha fuckin truth. Face ME bitch. August 20, 2006

credit carding

opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.

dude i still can't believe that you've credit carted the door lock just to take a picture.

I learned this credit carding method from my inmate back in 90s.

by adamandeveandbeer September 28, 2010

Credit carding

A sexual position in which a male lays on his stomach and the female straddles the males' butt and then slides her vagina lips up and down the inside of his buttcrack

Tina and Harry are into some weird stuff in bed. I heard they got caught credit carding the other night.

by Projectz October 10, 2016

Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault

Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way

by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025

credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025