Credit Card 

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.

When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card

Credit Card by Davy K March 1, 2003

credit card 

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

credit card by kid July 22, 2003

credit card 

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.

A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.

credit card by [e-mail] May 6, 2009

Credit Card 

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

Credit Card by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

credit card 

An evil piece of plastic.

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!

credit card by Brooke February 19, 2005

credit card 

Plastic passport to debt slavery. Let's face it, if you can't afford something by direct debit, does it make sense to take out a high interest loan for it? If you can't afford to pay for it now, will you be able to pay even more shortly later?

Madness! Credit cards lead to spiraling debt by encouraging a buy now, PAY through the roof later culture. Ease of use helps people forget that they're spending hard money, moreso than cash.

Can be ruthless in reclaiming spiraling debt, people have become bankrupt and lost house and home because of credit cards.

Often seduce impressionable people with an array of asthetic/colour options, promoting it as a fashion item to be flouted!

FACT: The collective personal debt of Britain is now around one trillion Pounds (£); that's greater than the entire external debt of Africa, Asia and Latin America combined! Talk about a credit card culture. The bubble will burst, with mass reposessions etc.

credit card by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

credit card 

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

credit card by stryder717 September 17, 2007