by MoleHnter August 1, 2010
its what you call a kid who has been bailed out of jail rather than taking it like a man
or taking it in the ass
or taking it in the ass
inmate kid-(crying)
cop-alright stop crying wuss your a lucky creature your parents are bailing you out
cop-alright stop crying wuss your a lucky creature your parents are bailing you out
by Alejandro Cruz July 11, 2008
A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.
by Bryan November 18, 2004
The ugly women/things that live in vermont. Creatures usually come out later in the evening, and prey on innocent randos under the influence. If you are ever brought back to a creatures cave late night, your a goner.
by BossHoggin December 11, 2008
Creatures are a group of fiends from a quiet town in scotland that smash fuck out off the weekends turning from ordanary people into dark dark beasts. They have been known to freak out and make complete fools of themselves but they always give respect and worship techno. Its also been romoured that they have there own executive suite and penthouse but never been confirmed
1. The creatures have took a trip to the abyss again
2. He used to be a lawyer but now hes a creature
3. Check that creature freaking out
2. He used to be a lawyer but now hes a creature
3. Check that creature freaking out
by CreatureOfTheAbyss July 11, 2011
any person whose gender is not instantly noticeable due to extreme obesity, ugliness, or both. Creatures tend to hide in their home (cave) or in restaurants until the night when they can walk around in peace. Seeing one during the day is a rarity and it is usualy fun to count how many you can find in one day.
Example 1: Rosanne Barr
Example 2: (Reenactment)
Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"
Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."
Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."
Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."
Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."
Example 2: (Reenactment)
Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"
Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."
Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."
Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."
Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."
by Creature Hunter June 17, 2009
A creature refers to some being that is trying, unsuccessfully, to pose as a human. A person with a weird personality, strange social mannerisms, and awkward physical movements is usually called a dork, but in order to qualify as a "creature," one must be off-the-charts. Too weird to function in normal society.
"Hey look... is that kid eating a book?? Should we stop him?"
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."
by Matt A. Brown July 11, 2006