Creamy cheeks

The end result of not wiping your ass appropriately.

Dude, I took a huge shit, took a few steps and had creamy cheeks.

Creamy cheeks by K-Rocc November 7, 2009

creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks

Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks

creamy cheeks by TheManfre September 7, 2018

creamy cheek 

the residue of shit that remains in and around your butt hole after taking a shit...usually happens when you run out of toilet paper...or just too lazy to wipe your ass after taking a huge dump.

Damn...I ran out of toilet paper again...and my creamy cheek is going to make shid marks on my boxers AGAIN...

creamy cheek by dznuts619sdc April 7, 2007

Cream Cheeks

When a man cums in his hand and slaps the other person in the face.

1) Oh, time for dessert!
2) Ooh, baby, what are we having?
1) Cream cheeks….
2) What?
1) Cream……cheeks! (then slaps them in the face with a hand full of cum)

Cream Cheeks by SkepticToTheSky November 3, 2022

coffee cream butt cheeks 

When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".

That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.

coffee cream butt cheeks by 2K4RSXS December 14, 2008

Creamycheesenut

a gross sexual innuendo for Brandon's asshole

Lemme get a nibble of that Creamycheesenut

Creamycheesenut by stankboi September 1, 2017