creamer

a whore who craves sperm

jess: did you swallow ??
Ello: why yes

jess: ew you creamer

by feminist 4 lyf ** May 5, 2011

Creamers

An endearing term Genesse Cream Ale aficionadoes have given their beverage of choice. Creamers are beloved for their smooth taste, affordable price, effective alcohol content, and numerous medals (so many). Creamers could potentially stop the spread of AIDS, end world hunger, and prevent overpopulation if more people simply slammed creamers, not bitches. A traditional creamer comes in a shiny aluminum can which adds a touch of class to any social situation; however, creamer bottles have garnered attention at recent formal funtions.

"Yo senn, I just finished my African American Lit class! Want to slam a case of delicious creamers to the face?" - Hovan
"Yeah, I could do a casual-creamer Friday." - Diez

(2.5 Hours & 30 creamers later. LCA 2nd Floor Hallway. Hovan and Diez shirtless and charging each other at full speed.)

"Creamers! Creamers! Creamers!" - Hovan
"Creamers! Creameer! Creamers!" - Diez
"Meats!" - Diez
"Spiced Meats!" - Hovan

by Loul Dang December 10, 2006

The Creamer

The Creamer is the biggest bass drum on a drumline, the reason for this is because the sound is so low it just makes you want to cream your pants

Oh shit, John just put Erik on The Creamer, we are all screwed

by Yalemeister17 August 17, 2007

Creamered

A bong hit that is "milked" in exessive amounts, that it turns almost a yellowish opaque white color that looks like coffee creamer. Above the status of being a "milked" bong rip.

That bong hit was creamered

by Mattburch December 13, 2009

Creamers

South Dublin slang for pints of Guinness. The word refers to the creamy head that draught Guinness is famous for.

Alex: Myself and the guys are going out for a few creamers, d'you wanna come?
Adam: Yeah sure sounds deece.

by An Cosantóir April 7, 2020

Creamer

A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.

"John is a total creamer. If it weren't for the tailpipe on his car....He'ld never get laid!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

Creamer

When a man ejaculates inside a woman without knowing her sexual history or birth control situation.

Person A: Yeah, I gave her a creamer!
Person B: Uh oh; better get checked for STDs! Also, make sure you buy some plan B.

by JKH-SWAG May 6, 2021