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creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver
that creamy beaver looks like a waterfall
creamy beaver by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Sour cream beaner 

A sour cream beaner is a slang term for white mexicans. While ethnically hispanic, skin just happens to be light. May be mistaken for caucasian by people who cannot identify race. Usually are given away to be hispanic because of names that many identify with latinos, such as "Garcia', or "Lopez".
Person 1: Why are you dating a white girl?

Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.
The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.
Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"
beaner creams by Daccracker August 3, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026