cream bag

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.

I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag

by anonymous April 22, 2024

Cram bag

When you fill a plastic bag so much that you can't tie it closed. You pull a second bag down over the top to seal it closed. This is the cram bag.

I stuffed so much in, I had to use a cram bag

by S0d0r May 13, 2016

Cram bag

Its when you have no condom and have to resort to using a plastic bag to have "protected" sex

" yo dude last night at the party me and this chick were real horny and she wanted to fuck but i didnt have a condom so i had to "cram bag" that bitch"

by Pafrick and Renegade March 19, 2010

Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
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I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino May 1, 2011

Cream cheese bagal

The act of doing anal sex, pulling out and cumming on the outside of the asshole.

Hey John, I gave my girlfriend a cream cheese bagal

by Chocolate cappacino June 11, 2018

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026