The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
by Satantouchedme667 March 24, 2015
When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020
by Alienstunt August 9, 2007
the byproduct of a back alley abortion left on the cold wet street for all to see.....and dogs and rats to eat.
by jere from smackjab April 21, 2008
When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 17, 2009
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
by PiggyIsEpic November 16, 2018
by DopefriedCheese October 14, 2020