crazy dutch bastard

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What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

crazy dutch bastard by david May 4, 2003

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crazy dutch bastard

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!

"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"

crazy dutch bastard by leolux November 2, 2006

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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