crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.

Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.

by Juice420 July 7, 2010