Crap Mouth

When a person's breath smells like dog shit.

My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.

by Doobee1168 August 3, 2009

Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.

Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!

by Titty McDick May 6, 2011

mouth-crap

Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.

Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap

by jets333 October 3, 2008

cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.

After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.

by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007