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crap chute 

An incorrect interpretation of "crap shoot" which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of craps.

This has nothing to do with crap the excrement or a physical chute.
"Blind dates are a real crap chute because they always end up shitty.
I think you mean crap shoot which has nothing to do with shit."
crap chute by mailbox47 January 23, 2011
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crap chute 

1. A situtation where any possible outcome is equally terrible or undesirable.

2. A pipe or channel designed to transport crap from one location to another.
Well I can tell him now or wait until he finds out on his own. Either way, it's a crap chute.
crap chute by kellyand amy April 26, 2010

crap chute 

A chute that carries only crap. No matter what, the only thing coming out of that chute is crap. Used to describe a situation which can only result it a crappy outcome.
Bringing a knife to a gunfight is a crap chute
crap chute by porschefish October 31, 2010
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murderhobo 

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