Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

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Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!

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A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.

BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

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To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.

I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

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Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

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Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

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When you rip a fat ass cat fish on your line, make a masturbation gesture and scream "HAWWGGGSS!"

Grab the fuckin net and open your mouth bitch, can't you see im fuckin crankin my hog??

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