Crandy

When you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death

"Dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday!"

by The Crandy Man September 07, 2009

Crandy

A fat person that is gay

See that bastard over there he is such a crandy

by InfamousChub September 30, 2022

Crandy

The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.

Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.

by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017

Crandy

That frustrated combination of irritability and horniness that result from going too long without an orgasm. Portmanteau of "randy" and "cranky." cf. hangry.

I've been so crandy since my vibrator burned out, I've pissed off all my co-workers!

by Butch1111 May 29, 2017

Crandy

The act of masturbating with a can of cranberry sauce.

George went out last night and got a crandy from Michelle.

by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017

Crandy

Crotch candy

When you crave candy so bad, even if the candy fell in someone's lap, you'd lunge your head forward to get the crandy (crotch candy).

by Rio8rosco May 08, 2022