cracktzel 

Chocolate covered pretzel

These cracktzels taste good.

cracktzel by Rkgnzlz June 23, 2017

crackelass 

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

Crackzet 

Crackzet is the legendary scammer of all time that will go down in history. Crackzet off all time has a big nose

Aldri sett en broaster. Crackzet of all time

Crackzet by Crackzet April 17, 2021

crackzilla

a functioning crackhead who already has an oversize personality now supercharged by his or her addiction.

My ex-business partner.

crackzilla by Gary Huckaby June 5, 2005

crackteria 

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.

I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.

crackteria by devestment October 10, 2009

Cracknell 

A disease contracted by youths which turns them into highly mischevious pranksters.

Poor kid. . . He's got Cracknell's

Cracknell by Joe D July 2, 2003

Crackzema 

A dry patch of skin, resembling eczema, located along the crackage of a perky, cute, but slightly pale bum. In a well known case, it tends to habituate especially on the lower tailbone. Sometimes giant pimples may occur within the crackzema, resulting in another condition known as crackne.

Peter says: "Hey, why are there flakes all over the back of your black pants?"

Julia responds: "Because my crackzema was itchy."

Crackzema by JFedBonanza March 23, 2010