"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
by Schmain May 20, 2008
by dancer01 April 4, 2005
Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019
Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.
by Khandi86 July 3, 2018
noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")
The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"
"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
Last night I was banging a slutty crackhead and suddenly shit came out of her ass. I said, oh my god, look at that crack ho shit!
by Richthekid July 6, 2017
by SickAD June 10, 2009