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crack one off 

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v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003
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crack one off 

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v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004
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Crack one off in the dhansak 

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Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
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Crank one off

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Masterbate.
I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.
Crank one off by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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