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crack one off 

v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off 

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004

Crack one off in the dhansak 

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

Crank one off

I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.
Crank one off by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026