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crack one off 

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v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003
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crack one off 

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v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004
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Crack one off in the dhansak 

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Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
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Crank one off

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Masterbate.
I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.
Crank one off by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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mickey mousing

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
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