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crack one off 

v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off 

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004

Crack one off in the dhansak 

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

Crank one off

I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.
Crank one off by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026