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《¤》Crank《¤》crAnk《¤》cranK《¤》

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

crank a hoon 

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette
Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon
crank a hoon by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

Christian Crank 

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
Christian Crank by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

Munich crank handle 

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person
She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

Crank down 

"You're gonna crank down... at work???"
Crank down by White_Mamba January 7, 2012