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The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
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Get the crank a hoon mug.See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
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