crack a crunch 

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

crack a crunch by Hexis August 20, 2008

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III 

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019