Crème Brûlée

The act of eating a very spicy pepper and then giving a blowjob to someone and allowing them to cum in your mouth.

Guy:Dude my girlfriend gave me a Crème Brûlée last night, my dick still burns but it was worth it.

by Scrithen April 17, 2020

Crème brûlée

When a man has sex with a girl who has a yeast infection it's the residue left on his Dick or the outside of her vagina.

I had sex with this chick and she totally crème brûléed me.

by Mommahorror May 29, 2015

Crème Brûlée Moment

A stellar moment of discovery in which the individual has an epiphany relating to a word’s meaning or etymology. Common symptoms include loud gasping, tension in the shoulders, whole-body shudders, saucer-like eyes and mouth formation in a perfect O shape.

I just discovered that the literal meaning of crème brûlée is “burnt cream”! What a way to start the day! This changes my whole entire perspective on life. I’ll forever remember this momentous occasion as my personal crème brûlée moment.

by Titman December 10, 2018

Albertan Crème Brûlée

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

Crème Brûlée

When he busts a thick creamy nut on her face and then whips out a blow torch to caramelize the nut, and continues to eat it.

“damn bro, she pulled up with her friend and they let me crème brûlée both of them!”

by bottomofthebarrel May 27, 2020

The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée

Tools needed, a stitches, a blow torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.

Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???

Me: How’d you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!

by BBL Willy December 15, 2025

Crème brûlée her pussy

When you're so angry at someone that you literally wanna burn their pussy using a blowtorch-- exactly like how to burn the top of the crème brûlée dessert.

I swear to god! I'm gonna crème brûlée her pussy one day-- that fucking cunt!

by brulcreme February 27, 2025