Completely Parra (paralyzed). Totally wasted. Trashed. Usually used in reference to photographs of you being embarassingly trashed and/or slutty.
Hey girl, you're hot AF. Send me some CP?

I have 2 hard drives full of CP photos AND videos! Get on my level!
by gonads&strife July 28, 2014
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a.k.a. chronic playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme band geek.
While someone is talking you subconciously finger the notes to any sont inside of you're head or on the piece of paper without realizing you are doing so or continue to play the whole song after the cut off is made by the conductor.
by knight behind the helm February 2, 2005
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An abbreviation for "crease pattern." Most often used by origami artists to share their work without revealing all the steps. Notable examples include: Satoshi Kamiya's Phoenix 3.5, and Nguyen's Eagle. Crease patterns are meant to show all the folds that will be present at the end of a particular work in a 2D format. Crease patterns are typically copyrighted so that commercial duplication/distribution is considered a punishable crime.
"Aww, this origami is insane! I can't figure out how to fold this from just a plain CP!"
by Panbu2 August 6, 2011
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Originating in Tottenham (Dodge), Ont. Canada, refers to a Cable Piece taken from the end of a television cable and used in a bong (cp bottle), usually home made, to smoke marijuana. Recognized by HIGH TIMES in 1997, its major benefit is its efficiency. Often abbreviated to P.
Lets hit a CP.

Lets hit a P.

Pack a/the P.

Dodge Dweller1: Dude, want to hit some CPs?
Dodge Dweller2: Of course.


Dodge Dweller3: You want to blaze?
Dodge Dweller4: If you've got a pen I've got a CP.
by Dodge Dweller March 11, 2009
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Can stand for many things, including:

1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)

2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)

3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)

4. Club Penguin
1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!

2. Example above^

3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman

4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.
by Colder August 30, 2011
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Competent Person Syndrome. Illness afflicting competent persons when working in an environment composed primarily of incompetent people. If others become aware of the competent person's abilities, the competent person will usually wind up being assigned more and more work. This will be a compliment of sorts, in that it will be recognition that the competent person is much better at his/her job than any of the slack-jawed simpletons otherwise populating the organization. However, burn-out and fatigue will ensue for the competent worker, as will resentment that the dimwits get paid the same amount for doing significantly less work. Thus, flare-ups of CPS are to be avoided by carefully meting out competence so as not to too harshly overshadow the achievements of others.
In order to avoid coming down with CPS, Nicholas made sure to perform only at the level demanded by his boss, and not any higher.
by Nicholas W June 20, 2008
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Did you hear about how that girl engaged in CPS last night?
by yousmelllikecocoa December 11, 2010
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