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coyote ass

A condition caused by wet farts, sweat, or not wiping well. Canines remedy the filthy anus by dropping their rear-ends onto a soothing surface such as damp grass, leaves or carpet and drag, leaving a clearly defined fecal trail. Humans use a moist towel or goldbond. Coyote ass.
Can we stop at the next gas station so I can wipe? I have the coyote ass.
by Jerry Fletcher May 13, 2014
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