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Cow Patty 

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

Cow Patty 

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home
Cow Patty by thatausguy July 23, 2019

cow patty surprise 

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.
Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

cowpatty 

the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander
Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.
cowpatty by Les Crapp September 22, 2007

reverse cowpatty 

A girl doing reverse cowgirl while giving you a pedicure
Aye girl do the reverse cowpatty

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026