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Covid party 

When a group of 2 or more individual hang out together that are not part of the same household.

The government does not allow you to be with people that are not part of your household. So therefore if you hang out with anyone you have a chance of spreading covid-19.
Want to have a covid party?

Bob and Kate just met, they must be having a covid party.
Covid party by Hagheyy March 1, 2021

Covid Positive Party 

A party where guests must show a Positive COVID Test within the last 72 hours, or they cannot attend.
My friend and I are both COVID Positive, so we can only go to a COVID Positive party.
Covid Positive Party by tcornsimp December 31, 2021

COVID Part II 

The consequence of using failed logic, unfounded hunches and unsubstantiated conclusions to determine when it would be 'safe' for a pandemic-stricken nation to resume customary operations.
So, let's see...
Ignore the warnings of the scientific community: check.
Disregard evidence from the experience of other countries: check
Claim victory over the disease prematurely despite evidence to the contrary: check
Down-play the very real possibility of disease resurgence based on modelling analysis: check
Distort the facts in evidence in deference to political rather than ethical motives: check
Berate, disparage and demonize any dissenting opinion, opposition or critical analysis: check
OPENING SOON: COVID Part II
COVID Part II by YAWA April 16, 2020

Covidparty 

An illegal number of people getting together and not maintaining social distancing.
Look at those covidiots across the street. They're holding another covidparty in their front yard. At least, they'll die happy.