Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 31, 2021

Court system

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.

Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.

by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021

court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

Supreme Court Special

The Supreme Court Special is the name you give to a drink you have roofied.

That chick turned me down. I made her drink into a Supreme Court Special so I can Kavanaugh the fuck out of her later tonight.

by Frank Grimes 2018 October 11, 2018

Jerez Court

a cul-de-sac next to a golf course where rich people who play golf don't swing correctly and break windows...

Jerez Court residents sure seem to have a lot of broken windows.

by myboys May 14, 2009

Moot my Court

Desire for someone to commit sexual acts on your person, or your “chambers”

“Did you see Stephanie today?”

“Stephanie with the ass?”

“Yes, she could moot my court”

by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023