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couple's retreat

When go somewhere and everyone at the location is a couple. There are no single people. Not a good time unless you are one of the couples. Usually an awkward situation for anyone who is single.
The party was off the hook for a while then everyone left and it turned into couple's retreat. Let's go to another party to find some chicks.
couple's retreat by Pedro4 September 15, 2010

couple's coma 

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina
Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!
couple's coma by rabbit4 May 22, 2018

Couple's Cavern 

A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.
Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
Couple's Cavern by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

couple's massage 

When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.
Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.
couple's massage by sgtinf February 8, 2020

baker's couple 

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots
Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"
baker's couple by Mackinator September 30, 2015

let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie 

1] Let's grill some shrimp
2] Let's have sex
3] To take a dump while licking a Popsicle while someone is on top of you
3]

Allison: Hey George, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie
George: Fudge yeah!