Countdown Girl 

Countdown Girl - A female that looks good from a distance, but her appearance becomes progressively worse upon approach.

"I thought she was hot, but she ended up being a Countdown Girl."

"What do you mean a countdown girl?"

"I thought she was a 10, but as I was walking up to her she turned into a 9...8...7...6..."

*Hysterical Laughter*

Countdown Girl by Dee Wayne December 7, 2009

Countdown Girl 

An attractive female who studies maths or has a degree in it.

However it can generally be used to describe any attractive and intelligent girl.

"Brooo, you see that fit girl walk out of science class?" Damn she's a proper countdown girl"

Countdown Girl by shitsplatter September 21, 2013

countdown girl 

A person that every time you see them their Hotness level drops, beer or any other such judgment imparting drink or substances not involved

Dude, she is a countdown girl, yesterday she was a 10 and today shes a 9, who knows how far she will fall.

countdown girl by CisforCookie January 3, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022