couch eater 

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.

“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”

couch eater by The duke785 April 27, 2019

Coach Eager 

Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.

Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!

Coach Eager by HSFootball October 6, 2018