Couch Cushions

Damn, what I wouldn't give to hug those couch cushions!
by datgal April 01, 2011
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couch cushion

usually a dumb slut or whore who thinks shes amazing she also thinks that she can get all the men she leads you on then breaks your heart she is also into older men
wow that girl is such a couch cushion
by Austen cock sucker December 15, 2012
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dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.
by Asshole muncher March 07, 2011
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