Wyatt's Couch 

When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.

"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"

"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."

Wyatt's Couch by Freezen03 March 20, 2018

sitting on pete's couch 

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, what happened today?

Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.

Whoa. You must be wasted.

Do you have any Twinkies?

sitting on pete's couch by beefylinks September 26, 2006

Zack's Couch 

Laying on the couch in a sideways position while your partner is sitting legs up in your junk.

Are you telling me he did the Zack's Couch?

Zack's Couch by Womanizer81 June 20, 2010

duke depp’s couch 

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).

He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable, it’s the only reason why I like him. His soap is hot too.

duke depp’s couch by stellarghayvodka March 19, 2021

granny's couch 

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

granny's couch by me81 January 1, 2015

oprah’s couch 

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...

Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!

oprah’s couch by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019

Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.

Freud's couch by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2021