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three fingered cotton top hat 

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

cotton tops 

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.
That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.
cotton tops by Foxypook June 18, 2006

cotton topper 

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.
We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.
cotton topper by anonymous December 25, 2021
An old person, with white hair.
Looget those cottontops!
cottontop by Dontreadnews October 19, 2021
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026