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three fingered cotton top hat 

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

cotton tops 

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.
That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.
cotton tops by Foxypook June 18, 2006

cotton topper 

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.
We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.
cotton topper by anonymous December 25, 2021
Looget those cottontops!
cottontop by Dontreadnews October 19, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026