cotton top

an older person with grey or white hair

I wish this cotton top would drive a little faster

cotton top by madgreg February 4, 2010

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three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

three fingered cotton top hat by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

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cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.

That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.

cotton tops by Foxypook June 18, 2006

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cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

cotton topper by anonymous December 25, 2021

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cottontop

An old person, with white hair.

Looget those cottontops!

cottontop by Dontreadnews October 19, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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