cottage cheese

vaginal secretions of a largely obese woman.

With her legs spread part her cottage cheese was seeping out.

by qwerfds December 13, 2006

Cottage cheese

Expired cow nut

Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese

James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut

James Charles: yummmm

by Givendatedick4/20 May 30, 2019

Cottage Cheese

A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.

Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!

Sam: Whoops...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Cottage Cheese

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

by shea1bear January 25, 2009

Cottage Cheese Arse

So much cellulite in her fat arse it looks like cottage cheese

Please don't wear leggings anymore it looks like someone poured 10lbs of cottage cheese into a 5lb bag. Thats a cottage cheese arse right there

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Cottage cheese chuggers

Unsightly breasts on an ugly person

The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother

by Pauloscouser September 13, 2018

cottage cheese lover

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.

My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

by fat lover April 27, 2007