Cottage Cheese

A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.

Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."

by Alex "The Judge" October 7, 2010

Cottage Cheese

The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.

The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.

by JizzMonkeyGirl September 2, 2011

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Cottage Cheese

Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.

Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...

Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!

by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010

Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi June 7, 2018

Cottage Cheese

A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.

Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!

Sam: Whoops...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Cottage Cheese

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

by shea1bear January 24, 2009