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Cosmic Sweater

Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".
I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.
Cosmic Sweater by bjb5879 April 25, 2011

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."
My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.
cosmic sweater by raphenzie December 14, 2008

Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.
i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004