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A guy usually described as a Long cocky don, possesses at least 9.5 inches of pure WOOD, the power he produces makes females shudder.
becky: Dah boi is such a cosem
Keisha: OMG Becky, you're so right i felt it in my stomach
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Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.
Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY
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Kairi Cosentino

A famous wasian tiktoker from New Jersey who is known from Mattia Polibio's lollipop video, where they shared a lollipop with each other. He stands at 5'4 just like Olaf from frozen. He can practically dance to any audio on Tiktok because of how great he is. Kairi also laughs at a high pitch which many girls find attractive.
Person 1: Wait was that Olaf??
Person 2: Nah that was Kairi Cosentino
Person 1: Damn he's low-key cute

Person 3: AND HE DANCES TO LIKE ANYTHING!!
Kairi Cosentino by TKDBoi December 17, 2019
Cosmas is a person who isn't afraid to be himself, and inspires and attracts a wide variety of people. He is loved deeply, and knows how to make people smile. He is incredibly smart about literally everything. He is supportive, he is loving, he is responsible, he is all around an amazing person. People tend to get lost in his eyes, and caught in his personality. He will do amazing things in his life, and be incredibly successful.
It's hard not to fall in love with Cosmas.

comemouth 

its self explanatory. a person who often has come in their mouths/likes to dribble or gargle it after oral sex.

However, it's most often used to describe sycophants or jerks, not people who actually play with come after sex or during. (but that can change if we try!)
yo, did you see boris sucking up to professor E?
dont look now but here comes comemouth!
Boris: Hey dudes, whats up?
*drools white*
Boris: O look! A rainbow!
normal people: Comemouth!
comemouth by jarvis12 April 7, 2010
Cosimas are sweet and nice girls! They are often connected to the moon and daydreams. If you're a guy, don't let go and be a gentleman, then your Cosima will never disappear. She likes, when you tell her, that she's your girl and you will never let her fade away. Cosimas have often insecurities about everything, especially Late Night, when they’re getting creative.
Cosima will always help you, she is very empathetic! Who doesn’t want a Cosima?!
Cosima by Handsomesly1999 November 3, 2019

porcine cosmetologist 

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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