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cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer
by corty boy September 2, 2019
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