corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.

neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!

corporate ladder by timmytootoes February 14, 2008

climb the corporate ladder 

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.

You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.

climb the corporate ladder by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

climbing the corporate ladder by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

Climaxing the corporate ladder 

To get promoted up by getting into bed / sleeping with the bosses

Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!

Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!

Climaxing the corporate ladder by nypaliguy June 28, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019