Nebraskan Corncob

This requires early preparation. You have to take a shit(a good long and solid one). Once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. When ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade dildo

For some reason, I couldn't get a boner when my girlfriend wanted to have sex, luckily I remembered that I had a Nebraskan Corncob in the freezer.

Nebraskan Corncob by IvanCC March 1, 2009

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Nebraskan Corncob

When you eat so much corn, your shit looks like a ripe cob of corn. Also explains why the Nebraska Cornhuskers are so bad

I just shat a Nebraskan Corncob.

Nebraskan Corncob by Yung Chobani March 9, 2016

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Nebraskan Corn Cob

Fucking a chick in the ass after she has consumed a large amount of corn. Then pulling out your corn covered dick, and having her eat the corn off your dick as if it was "corn on the cob".

I gave my girlfriend last night the best Nebraskan Corn Cob of all time.

Nebraskan Corn Cob by cubfan14 November 29, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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