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corey john 

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!

He's basically every girls dream guy and more

His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
you're lucky you found a Corey John
corey john by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017
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John Coorey 

A nigga that looks similar to Kefka Palazzo from final fantasy
Bruh that nigga lookin' like a John Coorey.

Johnny Carey 

p1: oi mate, do u watch Johnny Carey?
p2: fuck yeah
Johnny Carey by STUNNA WVTTZ August 27, 2022

Johnny Carey 

Oi mate!
What?
Have you watched the new Johnny Carey video?
Nah
Johnny Carey by Your mom's friend ツ September 23, 2020

johnny nguyen core

a lifestyle aesthetic based around a 5.0 gpa, having really weird uber drivers, and watching gilmore girls on the same desk space everyday after school. this also entails knowing everything and nothing about chemistry class and constantly referring to oomf on corresponding private snapchat stories. understanding johnny nguyen core goes deeper than just a hit 2006 show about rory and loralai with a side of uber eats chick-fil-a, but also goes into the mindset of someone on true demon time. a menace and a cupcake. that is johnny nguyens core.
a: did you see that guy wearing blue fuzzy slippers?
b: omg yes! that is SO johnny nguyen core!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026