cooning hours Share definition Flag the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night. cooning hours by boneboy24 April 19, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the cooning hours mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch