by hiimtowstrr September 7, 2021
"Smack my ass like a drum slurp that dick til it cum"
"I'm cooming bae stop~"
SMACK
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SMACK
Ahh bae stop "sucking that dick til it cum" AHHH~ PLEASE S-STOP~..
"I'm cooming bae stop~"
SMACK
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SMACK
Ahh bae stop "sucking that dick til it cum" AHHH~ PLEASE S-STOP~..
by TINYKASA September 2, 2021
by Fuck Your Logic April 28, 2008
(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
by coomgod November 15, 2020
A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*
by The wise man of the mountain August 2, 2020
To coom is to masturbate so much in a short time period, you are unable to ejaculate. Either that or your cum turns into water.
A person who cooms regularly is a Coomer and is often unable to cum after orgasm and masturbates at least 3 times per day.
A person who cooms regularly is a Coomer and is often unable to cum after orgasm and masturbates at least 3 times per day.
by livingm3m3 November 1, 2020